Dead From The Neck Up
8:06
This song is meant to poke fun at and satirize some of those stereotypical events we all go through. They’re things that everyone can relate to. Where someone who’s Dead From The Neck Up is just wrecking your day! There are an infinite amount of possibilities, so narrowing it down to just four was a bit of a challenge. You’ve certainly experienced: the incredibly slow driver in the left lane on the highway, the incompetent fast-food worker, the customer service person reading off of the cue card, and everyone’s favorite…the dragging their feet DMV employee.
‘Dead From The Neck Up’ is played in standard tuning.
Dead From The Neck Up Lyrics
Gonna' crawl on the highway
'Coz you're going 40 in the left lane
Must be that you're texting
Or liking someone's posting
To you it doesn't matter
That people need to get home
Maybe if we're lucky
You'll ram into a tree and
Burst into flames!
Buying some food
You take my order
Why must you
Forget my dipping sauce
Iced Tea not Coke
Don't hold the pickles
Mine was the burger
Not the fish filet
Let's hope the fries
Aren't all soggy
And it's still warm
When I get home!
'Coz you're!
Dead From The Neck Up!
Dead From The Neck Up!
Dead From The Neck Up!
Dead From The Neck Up!
Solos
I call customer service
And navigate the menu
I push 100 buttons
But now it's in Spanish
Before I get disconnected
I ask for your manager
When you ask me if it's turned on
I'd really love the chance to
Pull out your plug!
At the DMV
To update my license
It's good to see
You wore your house slippers
I wait on line
For 2 hours
Then you tell me
I'm at the wrong window
In a short time
But not soon enough
They will replace
You with a robot!
'Coz you're!
Dead From The Neck Up!
Dead From The Neck Up!
Dead From The Neck Up!
Dead From The Neck Up!
Outro
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Track 1 Dead From The Neck Up Track 2 Hipsterocrisy
Track 3 Duplicitous Anachronism Track 4 Reality?
Track 5 Mistake Of Life Track 6 Defecation Of Character